I'll Never Be King

Iíll never be King
Because I donít swing a stick
Iíve found my ďHideĒ isnít that thick
Iíll never be King
Iím just not that ďSlickĒ

Iíll never be King
All the Brews that Iíve made
Have been in hopes of getting Laid
Iíll never be King
Iím a Brewer, by Trade !

Iíll never be King
The Woods are my Dream !
Crowns and Coronets make me Scream!
Iíll never be King
Freedom and Honor is my Theme.

Iíll never be King
I like to ĒPartyĒ, I like to have ďFunĒ
When I see Royalty ďComingĒ I start to Run !
Iíll never be King
Iím in ďEcstasyĒ when Court is done

Iíll never be King
I Drum till my hands are sore
While court is held forever more
Iíll never be King
I Drink Mead till my Head hits the Floor!

Iíll never be King
As you sit upon your throne
Listening to everyone gripe and moan
Iíll never be King
For It's what you Reap , that you have Sown

Iíll never be King
It's sad , but true
My Blood just isnít that Blue
Iíll never be King
In This Voluntary Monarchy it's True !

Iíll never be King
We know what they do
Of Chivalry and Honor they haven't a clue
Iíll never be King
In this ďCenturyĒ Iíll not be ruled by You!

(Submitted Anonymously ; All in the spirit of fun.) [Donít ask  ;  I didnít write this óóJames !]
(This is satire and not meant to offend anyone so please take it Humorously !! óó- J)

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