House Dragon Rules !




1. If you have enough Mead nothing else matters !

2. If you donít have enough Mead ; Make More !

3. You can never have too much Mead !

4. He who has the Mead Makes the Rules !

5. Always Look Good !

6. If you have enough Mead ; " Everyone Looks Good !"

7. Eventually Everyone Comes to House Dragon (Or is that everyone in House Dragon eventually comes ??)

8. Drinking , Juggling and Fire breathing naturally go together ! (As Well as being lit on Fire ; Ask Anyone !)

9. If you have Enough Mead , Everyone is your Friend ! ( if you don't have enough Mead ; see rule number Two!)

10. Mead is as good as Money !

11. Mead is not as good as S_ _ ; ------- Err ; Ahh Never mind .

12. If you have enough Mead you can get S_ _ ------- Errrr ; Ahhhh ; Never mind.

13. Singing and Drinking go together !

14. A Barbarian in your cup will put a smile on your face ! ( or is that ; If youíre in a barbarians cup ?)

15. If the Drink is Free ; So are We !

16. Never Leave home without a Cork Screw ! ( And We're not Kidding !)

17. If we Drink ; We Will Drum !

18. If we Drum ; We Will Dance !

19. If we Dance ; We will Drink ! ( If in doubt ; repeat the last three rules!)

20. When the ground hits your face ; "You've had too Much Mead ! ( See rule number Three !)

21. While camping with House Dragon ; if you find that your problems still matter ;See Rule Number One ! Drink More Mead !

And for those of you who don't drink ; remember "There's nothing like James's Rootbeer !"
 
 

( Again friends this is one of those silliness things and not really meant to be taken seriously . -------- Thank you --------------------------------------------James)
 
 

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