1. If you have enough Mead nothing else matters !
2. If you donít have enough Mead ; Make More !
3. You can never have too much Mead !
4. He who has the Mead Makes the Rules !
5. Always Look Good !
6. If you have enough Mead ; " Everyone Looks Good !"
7. Eventually Everyone Comes to House Dragon (Or is that everyone in House Dragon eventually comes ??)
8. Drinking , Juggling and Fire breathing naturally go together ! (As Well as being lit on Fire ; Ask Anyone !)
9. If you have Enough Mead , Everyone is your Friend ! ( if you don't have enough Mead ; see rule number Two!)
10. Mead is as good as Money !
11. Mead is not as good as S_ _ ; ------- Err ; Ahh Never mind .
12. If you have enough Mead you can get S_ _ ------- Errrr ; Ahhhh ; Never mind.
13. Singing and Drinking go together !
14. A Barbarian in your cup will put a smile on your face ! ( or is that ; If youíre in a barbarians cup ?)
15. If the Drink is Free ; So are We !
16. Never Leave home without a Cork Screw ! ( And We're not Kidding !)
17. If we Drink ; We Will Drum !
18. If we Drum ; We Will Dance !
19. If we Dance ; We will Drink ! ( If in doubt ; repeat the last three rules!)
20. When the ground hits your face ; "You've had too Much Mead ! ( See rule number Three !)
21. While camping with House Dragon ; if you find that your problems still matter ;See Rule Number One ! Drink More Mead !
And for those of you who don't drink
; remember "There's nothing like James's Rootbeer !"
( Again friends this is one of those
silliness things and not really meant to be taken seriously . --------
Thank you --------------------------------------------James)
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